SIMON SEZ 30" Semi-Professional Stick-Control Horsman Ventriloquist Dummy 1973

– PRE-OWNED/PREVIOUSLY DISPLAYED VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY –
“SIMON SAYS”
1973 Ventriloquist Dummy Doll
By Horsman
His hollow body, head and hands are plastic
A semi-professsional stick mounted head with trigger controlled mouth that
does
work
Measures  approx 30″ tall
Manufactured By Horsman
Comes as you see it
Please view all pictures.
Clothing appears to be original and correct – no shoes
NOTE
: SOMEONE ADDED RED TO THE WHITES OF THE EYES – SEE PHOTOS!
These “SIMON SEZ” dummies are pretty rare as they were made in a limited quantity (produced only one year?).  They are not as common as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd, etc, which were made many years and still available new today.
This ventriloquist dummy is part of
a large collection of items I am selling for the family of the collector who
has passed on… proceeds will help them pay their expenses. For this reason
this item is being offered as NO RETURNS!
This ventriloquist dummy was part of his personal displayed
collection.
PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND
–
I
am selling these ventriloquist dummies for the family of the owner.  I
did not buy these new and
I do not know the history of them.  Some may be all original as when
new, some may not
be.  I was told he did repair some, replace a head and or a body if one
got worn or damaged.  If there are any dates, I can only offer that information – I
cannot guarantee completeness, or originality of these dummies as I am
not the original owner
If
you have any questions, ASK
them before you buy so the item you
receive is the item you are expecting!    I am happy to answer any
questions, provide additional photos, whatever I can to help you know
what you are buying.
I cannot be more honest than that!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR
HELP AND UNDERSTANDING
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COMES AS YOU SEE IT!
Please view pictures & ASK QUESTIONS!
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BUYING BEFORE YOU BUY IT
– SOLD AS-IS – NO RETURNS!-
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SHIPPING
THE PRIMARY SHIPPING METHOD WILL BE UPS
OR FEDEX
You must have a continental US residential or commercial address to select UPS or FedEx shipping
(AK, HI, PR, Guam, APO, VI, PO Box, etc. addresses cannot be shipped UPS or FedEx without an expensive surcharge)
Because
the USPS charges a premium price for Priority Mail (and raised
their rates again in January) without improving their service nor do they feel obligated to deliver it

within the
2-3 days time they state and that YOU pay for, I do not offer that
service as my primary shipping method.  Recently I have had Priority
Mail
packages arriving 5-7 business days
or more coast to coast.  Both UPS and FedEx deliver all packaged within
4-5 days (even
coast to coast) and they are allot less expensive than USPS Priority
Mail.
If you prefer USPS Priority Mail
(or
your address is a PO Box, AK, HI, PR, Guam, VI or APO) email me and I
will be happy to reply with an accurate quote.  You should know that the
USPS now charge a

premium for any package over 1 cubic foot (12x12x12).  The price can
double or even triple depending the dimensions and how far it has to
travel.  If you
prefer this method do not expect
the package in 2-3 days!
AND do not complain to me when it takes a week or more to arrive!
HANDLING TIME
:
This item will be shipped within Two (2) Business Days after receipt of
clear payment.  If payment is received on Thursday or Friday – it will
be shipped the following week.
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QUALITY PACKING / WHY WE ARE
DIFFERENT:
(1) We only use
NEW
,
unused boxes
(2) We only use
NEW
store bought
packing material
(3) We
DO NOT
re-use
boxes from someone’s garbage
(4) We
DO NOT
use crumpled paper filler
(5) We
DO NOT
cram an
item into the tiniest box
(6) We
drive the extra distance
to drop off at FedEx or UPS instead
of the local Post Office.
That is
because UPS & FedEx costs less and delivers faster than USPS Parcel/Ground
(Days instead of Weeks)
IT IS
YOUR TIME AND YOUR MONEY.
DO WITH IT AS YOU WANT!
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NO RETURNS
:
Due to the reason for the sale, to help a family pay expenses,
and d
ue to the fragile
nature of this item, it is sold as NO RETURNS – You agree to those terms upon
purchase.
This item will be shipped WITH insurance
If
it arrives damaged or broken, please contact the USPS as it was shipped
with insurance and the shipper is responsible for any damage that
occurs while they have the package.
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Thank You For Your Interest